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\"Bitch<\/a>

The initial OBX group. Me, Debbie, Ron, Vicki, Terry (-Rachel)<\/p><\/div>\n

My running has gone through many iterations. Marathon madness (7 full 4 half in one year). The attraction of the bling. And interesting places to see in an interesting way.<\/p>\n

Then a few years ago the virtual bug gets me. I join Moon Joggers<\/a> and invite power walker friend Debbie to come along. We decide to form a group. My motivation is to beat the Kenyan group. The only<\/em> way we mere mortals could even beat Kenyan runners.<\/p>\n

Bitch Slap Broads is born. Named after my SLAP art boards line<\/a>. Guys welcome. Joining Moon Joggers is free. Or for a small fee you get some swag. Like these shirts. 2014 is the year for The Voyage to Venus. 2015 is a longer jog, to Meet Me on Mars. All former miles count. Each year another planet is the goal.<\/p>\n

\"bitch<\/a>

photo credit Donny Ball<\/p><\/div>\n

\"leader<\/a>

Only four places below the Kenyans!<\/p><\/div>\n

Logging miles is easy. Everything counts. Running, walking, biking, swimming, strolling, work out on the elliptical. By yourself or with a friend, or group. Basically if you’re moving, add up your miles and log them. By the day, week, month. You can even backtrack a few years to help the Moon Joggers overall total. If you’re short on time list your miles in a lump. Up to 177 miles per day is the max.<\/p>\n

Recently Debbie posted in our FB message board to check out the Moon Joggers store page. Half way down. Hey I recognize that group. We’re international!<\/p>\n

Nope we haven’t beaten the Kenyans yet. Moon Joggers is working out team statistics parameters. But\u00a0in checking out the leader board page I see that because I have logged miles as far back as Moon Joggers allows I’m on the same page<\/em> as the Kenyans.<\/p>\n

Come on along. Find Bitch SLAP Broads on the log your miles page and meet us out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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